A Recipe for Seduction: Upcoming Lifetime "Mini-Movie" Starring Mario Lopez as Col. Sanders

[Aerobicidal]

Finally, there is a holiday film to rival Christmas with the Kranks, Jack Frost 2, and Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.

Get ready for the most riveting fifteen minutes of 2020 with this "mini-movie, on Lifetime, presented by KFC, starring Mario Lopez, as Colonel Sanders, airing at 12 p.m. ET on Sunday, December 13.”

Trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHH...44URxDyBi9plbBz_51aq8EHW7zlawKkgW7AAuumIqM8C4

Relevant website: https://www.theringer.com/movies/20...eduction-lifetime-kfc-movie-trailer-questions

 

[Vagabond]

I don't have cable!

 

[skategal]

My FB friends and I saw an ad for that earlier and couldn't believe it was real.

 

[Aerobicidal]

KFC also paid for someone to write a Col. Sanders romance novel called Tender Wings of Desire, so either they have a great sense of humor or they're . . . a little misguided?

KFC Releases Colonel Sanders Romance Novel

One reader says it has "deliciously crisp writing"

time.com

 

[Cachoo]

WTF?

 

[made_in_canada]

KFC also paid for someone to write a Col. Sanders romance novel called Tender Wings of Desire, so either they have a great sense of humor or they're . . . a little misguided?

KFC Releases Colonel Sanders Romance Novel

One reader says it has "deliciously crisp writing"

time.com

Thank you for this. I had to go searching a bit to find a copy but I found one! It is the perfect gift for my brother

 

[ChelleC]

I keep thinking this cannot be real.

 

[Prancer]

Every time I see the title of this thread, I start giggling.

I am grading final papers, so I look at it a lot.

 

[Vagabond]

I keep thinking this cannot be real.

Well, it is a drama, not a documentary.

 

[jenny12]

The trailer is funnier than anything SNL has produced in years!

 

[Vagabond]

@Aerobicidal ! Your thread tags are almost as good as Ivana Komova's URL's!

 

[Aerobicidal]

Thank you!

I will be posting my thoughts on this seasonal masterpiece tomorrow evening. I can't wait to read others' reactions as well.

 

[Aerobicidal]

It’s a “pipin’ hot love affair of deep fried romantic goodness.” So, Paula Deen’s wedding night?

“You’ve nevertheless orchestrated the perfect meal for the perfect evening.” I believe that’s what Tonya Harding said to Jeff Gillooly while he was slicing a Red Baron pizza with a figure skate blade after they had sex 1.5 times.

“I am madly, wildly, certifiably, insanely in love with you.” That’s exactly what I said the first time I saw Galustyan’s Corpse Bride program.

I haven’t seen such believable interpretation since Max Aaron skated to Black Swan.

“You have the rest of your lives to become soul mates.” That’s what Orser said to Adam Rippon when Adam was thinking about dumping Yuna.

The pronunciation of “Le Petit Pamplemousse” was worthy of Johnny Weir and (RIP) Alex Trebek.

Billy is wearing a pink sweater around his neck that has been tied so it looks like a cross between a hockey puck and a Miss Kentucky sash.

“Don’t Call Me Crouton” was also the name of a 2003 electronica single released by Pasha Grishuk exclusively on Dropbox.

The token gay best friend used the term “deets.” I hope he later refers to Col. Sanders as an adorkable metrosexual frienemy for shizzle bomb dot com.

These characters are using the term “secret recipe” more times per minute than Johnny and Tara using “quad” during a U.S. mens event.

“The secret’s out, chicken man” is a pick-up line that will make Dave Lease’s panties drop 99.2 percent of the time.

The amount of random weapons and attacks in this “mini movie” makes it clear the sequel will involve the Tonya/Nancy incident. (Sorry for mentioning Tonya twice, especially since she should be in the slammer.)

“Harland Sanders, you may now kiss the bride” is a line that regularly occurs in Nina Mozer’s dreams and fantasies.

I am upset that “finger lickin’ good” was not used.

This film was written and directed by Jean. Good work, Jean.